Cat From 2006

dubious discount december: hats, podcasts, vouchers, cars

DADA ISSUES ISSUE MERCH

That’s right, you can now wear my Substack, so it can live rent-free inside and outside your head—yes, the hat is a single-time subscription-free purchase. Wear it like you own it. Embroidered in two courageous colours on quality caps.

And of course, passers-by will simply think that you are a cool person with a funny pun on a hat. Imagine wearing any other Substack on a hat, it would be ridiculous (not naming any names, but you know who you are).

Because of the high shipping costs, I priced the hats as low as possible (they are ~£13 to make, I’m selling for £15). But, for the Paypigs new and old, there is an additional discount code behind the paywall, so keep scrolling for that!

As usual, it took me ages to find the right scribble for the logo… also, if you live in London, feel free to drop me a line and I can bring you a hat if you want to save on shipping.

The number of hats is limited, and your hat will come in an envelope with a piece of original art. This actually drives me a bit nuts, the ‘limited’ edition of stuff people sell. Everything is limited. Get over it.

HORRIBLE NEW PODCASTS EMERGE

And another thing no-one asked for—the first and (so far) only podcast about the intersection of indie comics, astrology, and the works of Mark E. Smith and the Fall.

Headed by me and another irrelevant cartoonist,

Tom Van Deusen

. Each week, we attempt to provide informed commentary on one song by The Fall, but inevitably get derailed and talk about highly unrelated things (especially after the first episode). So, if you are not a Fall fan, you are perhaps more likely to enjoy this, than if you are.

Sign up to our Substack for the latest updates and extensive show notes with Youtube clips and weird findings. Find us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever else you get your audio slop. In the first couple of episodes we are figuring things out, so please be patient, but from the third one onwards I think it’s quite entertaining.

Paintwork

XMAS PREGAMING

Today’s post is sponsored by the Big Vatican, so please enjoy a quick message about our L&S.

More of that behind the paywall, and if you don’t have access to that, well, this is the season of giving up your funds, isn’t it?

DECEMBER DISCOUNT DELIRIUM

That’s right, it’s time to sell, sell, and upsell. Here at DADA issues, we’re offering not one, but several discounts, each one catered to your unique personality, exemplified by the email hosting of your choice.

FOR BASIC SCUM WHOSE EMAILS END WITH GOOGLE.COM

FOR HOT POCKETS WHO END THEIR EMAILS WITH HOTMAIL.COM

FOR THE OVEREDUCATED PARASITES WHO LEARN AND TEACH AT SOME POINTLESS SCHOOL OF SOMETHING.EDU

FOR WEATHER ENTHUSIASTS WHO END THEIR EMAILS WITH WEATHER.COM

FOR DRUG DEALERS, PERVERTS, AND LINUX USERS WHO USE PROTON.ME

ДЛЯ ЛЮДЕЙ ИЗ ПРОШЛОГО, КОТОРЫЕ КАКИМ-ТО ОБРАЗОМ ИСПОЛЬЗУЮТ НАРОД.РУ

FOR THE SYSADMIN OF JOE COCKER’S OFFICIAL FANSITE, COCKER.COM

FOR WATERMARKED STOCK ADDICTS OF SHUTTERSTOCK.COM

All of them will expire at the end of December, so hurry up and pledge your allegiance to Joe Cocker, or weather, or whatever.

And of course, if you’re looking for a last-minute Holiday Gift, I cannot think of anything better than the gift of DADA issues:

Beyond the paywall, another discount code (this time for hats), a terrible comic about cars and genitals, several experimental animated shows that I recommend, more Jesus, more cars-2:3d, the usual.